Last Updated: November 10, 2025
Welcome to Funny News Cat (“we,” “us,” “our,” or “the Cat”). These Terms of Use (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our website, www.funnynewscat.com (the “Site”), including all content, functionality, and services provided through it.
By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please stop using the Site.
1. Who We Are
Funny News Cat is operated from Alberta, Canada, by a Canadian media company that publishes satirical and humorous content for audiences primarily in the United States.
We comply with applicable Canadian laws (including PIPEDA and Alberta’s PIPA) and, to the extent required, U.S. privacy and consumer protection laws (including the CCPA/CPRA).
2. Purpose of the Site
Funny News Cat delivers commentary, satire, and parody related to current events, media, politics, and society.
Our content often uses humor, irony, and exaggeration.
Disclaimer: The articles and media on Funny News Cat are intended for entertainment and commentary. They are not factual news reports. Any resemblance to real events, persons, or organizations is coincidental — or comedically intentional.
3. Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years old to use this Site.
By using the Site, you confirm that you meet this requirement and that you are legally capable of entering into a binding agreement.
If you are using the Site on behalf of a business or organization, you represent that you have the authority to bind that entity to these Terms.
4. Use of the Site
You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes and in compliance with all applicable laws and regulations of your jurisdiction.
You must not:
- Interfere with or disrupt the Site or its servers;
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Site;
- Use automated scripts or scraping tools without written consent;
- Post or transmit unlawful, defamatory, obscene, or infringing material;
- Misrepresent your identity or affiliation.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for any violation of these Terms.
5. Intellectual Property
All content on the Site — including text, graphics, logos, videos, designs, and software — is owned or licensed by Funny News Cat and protected by Canadian, U.S., and international copyright and trademark laws.
You may:
- View, share, and quote content for personal and non-commercial use only, provided you credit Funny News Cat and include a link to the original article.
You may not:
- Reproduce, republish, sell, or distribute our content without prior written permission.
6. User Submissions and Comments
Users may submit comments, messages, or other content (“User Content”).
By submitting User Content, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, worldwide license to use, reproduce, display, modify, and distribute your content in connection with the Site and our operations.
You represent that:
- You own or have permission to post the content;
- Your content does not violate the rights of others;
- You are solely responsible for any legal claims arising from your submissions.
We reserve the right to remove any content at our discretion.
7. Email Subscriptions
If you subscribe to our newsletter or communications, you consent to receive emails from Funny News Cat.
You may unsubscribe anytime using the link provided in each email or by contacting us through our Contact Form on the Site.
We comply with Canada’s Anti-Spam Legislation (CASL) and the U.S. CAN-SPAM Act.
8. Third-Party Links and Advertising
The Site may contain third-party links, sponsored content, or advertising.
Funny News Cat does not control or endorse external sites and is not responsible for their content or privacy practices.
Visiting third-party sites is at your own risk.
We may receive commissions or advertising revenue from affiliate links or sponsors — but only from brands that meet our editorial standards (and pass our whisker test).
9. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Site and all content are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis.
Funny News Cat makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to:
- Accuracy, completeness, or reliability of content;
- Availability or error-free operation of the Site;
- Non-infringement of intellectual property or other rights.
You use the Site at your own risk.
10. Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, Funny News Cat and its affiliates, officers, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or related to your use of the Site.
If you are dissatisfied with the Site or its content, your sole remedy is to stop using it.
11. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Funny News Cat, its affiliates, and staff from any claims, damages, or expenses (including legal fees) arising out of your violation of these Terms or your misuse of the Site.
12. Cross-Border Data and Jurisdiction
By using Funny News Cat, you acknowledge that your data may be processed and stored in Canada, subject to Canadian privacy laws, and may be transferred to or accessed from the United States or other jurisdictions.
You agree that these Terms and any disputes shall be governed by the laws of the Province of Alberta, Canada, and applicable federal laws of Canada, without regard to conflicts of law principles.
If you reside in the U.S., you also agree to comply with applicable U.S. state and federal laws.
Any legal proceedings shall take place in the courts of Alberta, Canada.
13. Termination
We may suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time without notice, if we believe your actions violate these Terms or applicable law.
14. Modifications
We may update or modify these Terms periodically. Updates will be posted on this page with a new “Last Updated” date. Continued use of the Site constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.
15. Contact Information
Questions or concerns about these Terms?
Please reach out to us through our Contact Form at funnynewscat.com/contact
16. Final Note from the Cat
Funny News Cat delivers laughs, not lawsuits. We take satire seriously — but your legal rights even more so. Read responsibly, think freely, and remember: the only thing we truly manipulate is the punchline.